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My name is Zach. These are my ramblings. I Love Cats and Dogs but I Hate Comic Sans.
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Posted on Friday, 19 April 2013.

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goates: leandraholmes: sorion: gracediamondsfear: dreamswitheames: memewhore: jabberwocky-92: observetheworld06: sciencetodo: cloudywithachanceofdaleks: nezumi-found-your-blog-and: wtfbadromancecovers: And then there’s this. no, no… why is this book happening… GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN  CALL GHOST BUSTERS OR A GYNECOLOGIST  WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA  WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM  No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:  “It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead… Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.” …And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon. Totally just reblogged this for the comments. I just died. Hahahah WHAT THE HELL?! I’M LAUGHING SO HARD! “From the author of Apeshit” Why’s her name gotta be Stacy? I think this is a Dickens remake. GET IT?  DICK IN? Well that sounds weird, but kinda like it could be quirky and funny. I mean there are many books with slightly weird topics but they can be quite — When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex… THE FUCK DID I JUST READ? NO PROBLEM
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i met these two at megacon here in orlando today, they are now my official favorite couple for forever
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Posted on Monday, 11 March 2013.

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Reggie Watts, Sarah Silverman, Eric Wareheim, Tim Heidecker And Michael Cerajust launched a new YouTube channel at SXSW.

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thefrogman: Alright bub, where are the Lucky Charms? 

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Posted on Saturday, 23 February 2013.

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dcu: Marvel at Midnight Love this “extended look” poster of the Mandarin. An Iron Man mask and a Captain America helmet. Anyone see anything else?