warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)


I only hope to one day be as cool as Brian Huskey

(Source: when-the-blood-comes-home)


(Source: osidius-el-enfatico)

laughterkey:

xeranthedad:

who wants to geek out w me that guillermo del toro is working on a haunted mansion movie

ME! ME!! PICK ME!

Hatbox Ghost Forever

(Source: folkpvmpkin)

myowntakeonthings asked:
Hasn't the hammer been held by a woman before?

brianmichaelbendis:

Worst pickup line ever?


kingofwesteros:

i wouldn’t go as far as calling myself a bad bitch i’m more of a moderately mean young lady

(Source: barbarajoangordon)